kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

caleona:

I LOVE JAY

store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

petitejoliefleur:

unofficiallylegit:

DEADASS

BUt LIKE HONESTLY.

petitejoliefleur:

unofficiallylegit:

DEADASS

BUt LIKE HONESTLY.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.

theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.