"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
Walk a mile in these
I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
dreams do come true